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October 12

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“ I am everything you dreamed of actually so much that nothing comes of Well I’m overly sensitive and it’s what I get. Obv. This is internal stuff. I can’t talk right now. I’m just mad at self for not doing things differently w men. I’m everybodys pal and I know that. I just don’t want to hear it. I appoligize for being crass. And in life I guess expect the unexpected esp when sex and women r conit. We become pals and so forth. I become you’re best bud with the mutual physical attraction. Not looking for anything but great profound yet simple nothings. I have seen and done a lot so if you’d like to join me on some more adventures including tasting delicious foods/wine/desert perhaps each other eventually let’s do it! You should be spontaneous, drive to places you’ve never been, enjoy being active outdoors, handsome, non-smoker of cigs (occasional is ok), and music savvy.

okcupid

28 / F / bisexual / Single

Somerset, New Jersey

June 21

<Joe`Camel> One of my friends was rolling with me in his livingroom and we were listening to techno kinda loud when his batshit insane girlfriend came out and started throwing a fit about how she wasn't woken up to join us.
<Joe`Camel> After a great deal of arguing, I had to interject
<Joe`Camel> because she was ruinging my drugs
<Joe`Camel> I asked her if there was anything that could be done right now to ammend the situation
<Joe`Camel> "that's not the point"
<Rentun> lol
<Rentun> http://mensnewsdaily.com/2009/05/16/the-male-feminist-and-bad-girls-go-everywhere/
<Joe`Camel> wtf is the point then
<Gackto> Haha.
<Gackto> The point is to be a crazy fucking bitch.
<Rentun> I have learned coping tecniques from my dad
<Rentun> he's really good at that shit
<Rentun> He just goes "yep" and ignores everything on from them
<Rentun> he's like a rock
<Rentun> *then
<Gackto> Nice.
<Rentun> my mom will come down sobbing or bitching or whatever
<Gackto> lol
<Gackto> God damn.
<Rentun> "YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW THAT?"
<Gackto> Bitches are so fucking wacky.
<Rentun> "yep"
<Gackto> Haha/
<Rentun> and then continues watching tv
<Gackto> That's fucking awesome.
<Rentun> yeah
<Rentun> especially because that makes her madder
<Rentun> and she flips out and screams and shit
<Rentun> and he just ignores it until she tires herself out and goes upstairs

March 5

<cirkit_> Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Today I made history. The reason is because I am no longer employed since I called the CEO of my ex-company a nigger. Yes, a nigger. Now I can always fap to OliVIa and Livvie whenever I please.
<Rentun> kk, I'm gonna go to bed
<buck> but it's totally badass because it used to be an observation post during WWII
<Rentun> try to reset sleep schedule
<Gackto> Hahaha, Cirkit.
<cirkit_> HE WAS A NIGGER.
<Gackto> What were the circumstances of you calling him a nigger?
<cirkit_> I couldn't see myself working for Blackie, want money like Spike Lee.
<cirkit_> Gackto: Sadly I was prohibited from having pictures of Olivia as my computer's background.
<Rentun> okay
<Rentun> I'm staying up for this
<Gackto> Bastards.
<Rentun> please, explain
<cirkit_> Some of which were to "explicit" for company equipment.
<Rentun> what was his reaction?
<cirkit_> Such images of Olivia which contained blood from her face.
<cirkit_> The niggers reaction was, "please change your desktop background and come to my office".
<Rentun> no, I mean when you called him a nigger
<Rentun> also, what did you do?
<cirkit_> The niggers hacked my desktop with remote desktop!
<cirkit_> THIS IS HOW THEY SAW THE BACKGROUND!
<Gackto> Damn.
<Rentun> so how did the convo go?
<cirkit_> Since this nigger did not approve of Olivia's beautiful images, I told him this is bullshit you stupid ape shit nigger.
<cirkit_> It was interesting.
<Rentun> hahahh
<Rentun> was that a quote?
<Gackto> Excellent.
<cirkit_> "These images do not contain nudity therefore I have the right to have these on my work computer's hard drive as they do not violate the company's policy."
<cirkit_> He said a few things to go against my words.
<cirkit_> Then I said.
<cirkit_> "Well I don't agree with any of this garbage. It's all fucking absurd bullshit you stupid ape shit nigger"
<cirkit_> At that point he almost choked.
<Rentun> ahahaha
<Gackto> Hahahahahaha
<Gackto> FUCKING AMAZING
<cirkit_> Said congratulations you are not unemployed.
<cirkit_> Hit the plant off his desk and got escorted out by security.
<Rentun> ahahahahahahahaha
<Rentun> duuude
<Rentun> that's fucking ace
<cirkit_> I was yelling cracky chants as I got escorted out the main building.
<Gackto> Holy shit.
<Rentun> what did you do for a living?
<Gackto> Cirkit, this is one of the best stories I've ever heard.
<cirkit_> I worked in a data center.
<Rentun> yeah, that's fucking badass
<cirkit_> Gackto: Now I am unemployed.
<cirkit_> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<Rentun> was it a hard job to get?
<cirkit_> Not really.
<cirkit_> But I'd imagine now it will be.
<Rentun> that's good
<Rentun> lol
<Rentun> just don't put them as a reference
<cirkit_> All I did was call him a nigger.
<cirkit_> Not like I threatened him.
<buck> filing for unemployment does fuck with your credit though
<buck> I suggest selling drugs
<Gackto> Ahh, such a wonderful story.
<cirkit_> "Well I don't agree with any of this garbage. It's all fucking absurd bullshit you stupid ape shit nigger"
<cirkit_> I enjoyed saying that.
<Gackto> Would you mind if I archived it on Crackyhouse or #/r/'s tumblr, Cirkit?
<cirkit_> As it came from the heart.
<cirkit_> Nah, Gackto. Go ahead.
<Gackto> Excellent.
<cirkit_> My mind ain't right I got personal issues bout to drop yo family off some boxes of tissues.
<Rentun> wtf is bernie mac supposed to do in the bernie mac show?
<Gackto> With unemployment, your mind will have more time to be occupied with murderous thoughts.
<Gackto> : )))))))))))))
<cirkit_> Gackto: True.
<Gackto> I've been officially (worked side jobs and nigger shit) unemployed for more than a year now.
<Gackto> And it is lovely, what it does with your mind.
<cirkit_> Lmfao.
<Rentun> I wanna have unemployment
<Rentun> I want to be a waste for like a good year or so
<Gackto> lol
<Gackto> I've done it and want to move on, hahaha.
<cirkit_> I needz a job nigga!
<cirkit_> Yeah.
<cirkit_> THEY DESCRIMATED AGAINST CRACKY AND I JUST COULDN'T ALLOW THAT.
<cirkit_> Discriminated *
<cirkit_> NIGGERS!
<cirkit_> VI IS LIVE.
<cirkit_> VI IS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!
<Gackto> Oh snap.
<Gackto> SEE YOU ARE BEING REWARDED
<Gackto> FOR DEFENDING OLIVIA'S HONOR
<cirkit_> YESSSSS.
<cirkit_> FUCK YES.
<cirkit_> THIS IS A MIRACLE.
<Rentun> Stalwart warrior of light
<lord_niax> lol

February 12

<Rentun> it's so weird that just about none of the girls who frequent this channel get along
<Rentun> pretty much only nik and fwarg
<nikpud> uh
<nikpud> because the other girls are fucking psychos
<nikpud> that you guys drag in from who knows where
<Kashou> its simple
<nikpud> no offense, other females who aren't fwarg

January 8

The Saga

ENCOUNTER 1
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<Rentun> so we're in my living room playing xbox
<Rentun> this kid
<Rentun> slumps over
<Rentun> looks like he's fucking dead
<Rentun> we shake him
<Rentun> he doesn't move
<Rentun> we're shouting at him to wake up
<Rentun> we call 911
<Rentun> I'm talking to the peoeple
<Rentun> "My roomate is passed out, he's not moving"
<Rentun> all of the sudden, he regains conciousness
<Rentun> wasn't even aware that he passed out
<Rentun> I tell 911 we're okay now
<Rentun> the kid later tells us that he was fucking with us
<Rentun> but neither me nor evan believe him
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ENCOUNTER 2
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<@Rentun> alright
<@Rentun> fuck
<@Rentun> so I went on a date with this /b/tard from anonidate tonight, which is weird in it of itself
<@Rentun> she was ugly, gg, whatever
<Rentun> came home
<Rentun> kid's just in gym shorts watching tv
<Rentun> whatever, okay, that's fine
<Rentun> no volume though
<Rentun> okay, a little weird
<Rentun> but fine
<Rentun> then he says
<Rentun> "I do this martial arts thing, if you don't mind"
<Rentun> "uh... what?"
<Rentun> "it's like meditating"
<Rentun> "Oh... okay. I'm going to my room"
<Rentun> I hear fucking bruce lee noises
<Rentun> I go out there
<Rentun> he's just sitting on the couch with his shirt off
<Rentun> going "HOOAH, HUH, HAH"
<Rentun> loud as fuck
<Rentun> I go back into my room
<Rentun> I lock the door
<Rentun> he keeps calling me out there
<Rentun> and doing bruce lee noises in the middle of having a conversation with him
<Rentun> it's like, he smiles while he does this shit sometimes too
<Rentun> so it's like he's just fucking with me
<Rentun> like this entire fucking situation is just some sort of head game to him
<Rentun> either that, or he's just really really weird, borderline insane
<Rentun> either way he has mental issues
<Rentun> I don't know if I can live like this man
<Rentun> he mumbles to himself, he got my and my friend to call 911 by pretending to be dead, he stares at me all the time, he does some sort of thing that he says is meditation, where he shouts bruce lee noises, he bangs his legs across my table while watching tv
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ENCOUNTER 3
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<Rentun> a few hours ago he was watching spongebob squarepants
<Rentun> and making noises, imitating the show
<Rentun> then he walked around the apartment, singing in baratone in tongues and banging on the walls
<Rentun> now he's just watching cops smacking his feet against my coffee table

January 2

<lavagel> im going to masturbate till th e new year
<lavagel> then after i cum im going to cry till i pass out