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Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:11:41 -0400

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Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:30:33 -0400

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Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:20:36 -0400

"I am everything you dreamed of actually so much that nothing comes of Well I’m overly..."

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:12:43 -0400

“I am everything you dreamed of actually so much that nothing comes of Well I’m overly sensitive and it’s what I get. Obv. This is internal stuff. I can’t talk right now. I’m just mad at self for not doing things differently w men. I’m everybodys pal and I know that. I just don’t want to hear it. I appoligize for being crass. And in life I guess expect the unexpected esp when sex and women r conit. We become pals and so forth. I become you’re best bud with the mutual physical attraction. Not looking for anything but great profound yet simple nothings. I have seen and done a lot so if you’d like to join me on some more adventures including tasting delicious foods/wine/desert perhaps each other eventually let’s do it! You should be spontaneous, drive to places you’ve never been, enjoy being active outdoors, handsome, non-smoker of cigs (occasional is ok), and music savvy.”

- okcupid

28 / F / bisexual / Single

Somerset, New Jersey

One of my friends was rolling with me in his livingroom and we were listening to techno kinda loud when his batshit insane girlfriend came out and started throwing a fit about how she wasn't woken up to join us.

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:51:23 -0400

One of my friends was rolling with me in his livingroom and we were listening to techno kinda loud when his batshit insane girlfriend came out and started throwing a fit about how she wasn't woken up to join us.
After a great deal of arguing, I had to interject
because she was ruinging my drugs
I asked her if there was anything that could be done right now to ammend the situation
"that's not the point"
lol
http://mensnewsdaily.com/2009/05/16/the-male-feminist-and-bad-girls-go-everywhere/
wtf is the point then
Haha.
The point is to be a crazy fucking bitch.
I have learned coping tecniques from my dad
he's really good at that shit
He just goes "yep" and ignores everything on from them
he's like a rock
*then
Nice.
my mom will come down sobbing or bitching or whatever
lol
God damn.
"YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW THAT?"
Bitches are so fucking wacky.
"yep"
Haha/
and then continues watching tv
That's fucking awesome.
yeah
especially because that makes her madder
and she flips out and screams and shit
and he just ignores it until she tires herself out and goes upstairs

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Today I made history. The reason is because I am no longer employed since I called the CEO of my ex-company a nigger. Yes, a nigger. Now I can always fap to OliVIa and Livvie whenever I please.

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 05:22:17 -0500

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Today I made history. The reason is because I am no longer employed since I called the CEO of my ex-company a nigger. Yes, a nigger. Now I can always fap to OliVIa and Livvie whenever I please.
kk, I'm gonna go to bed
but it's totally badass because it used to be an observation post during WWII
try to reset sleep schedule
Hahaha, Cirkit.
HE WAS A NIGGER.
What were the circumstances of you calling him a nigger?
I couldn't see myself working for Blackie, want money like Spike Lee.
Gackto: Sadly I was prohibited from having pictures of Olivia as my computer's background.
okay
I'm staying up for this
Bastards.
please, explain
Some of which were to "explicit" for company equipment.
what was his reaction?
Such images of Olivia which contained blood from her face.
The niggers reaction was, "please change your desktop background and come to my office".
no, I mean when you called him a nigger
also, what did you do?
The niggers hacked my desktop with remote desktop!
THIS IS HOW THEY SAW THE BACKGROUND!
Damn.
so how did the convo go?
Since this nigger did not approve of Olivia's beautiful images, I told him this is bullshit you stupid ape shit nigger.
It was interesting.
hahahh
was that a quote?
Excellent.
"These images do not contain nudity therefore I have the right to have these on my work computer's hard drive as they do not violate the company's policy."
He said a few things to go against my words.
Then I said.
"Well I don't agree with any of this garbage. It's all fucking absurd bullshit you stupid ape shit nigger"
At that point he almost choked.
ahahaha
Hahahahahaha
FUCKING AMAZING
Said congratulations you are not unemployed.
Hit the plant off his desk and got escorted out by security.
ahahahahahahahaha
duuude
that's fucking ace
I was yelling cracky chants as I got escorted out the main building.
Holy shit.
what did you do for a living?
Cirkit, this is one of the best stories I've ever heard.
I worked in a data center.
yeah, that's fucking badass
Gackto: Now I am unemployed.
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
was it a hard job to get?
Not really.
But I'd imagine now it will be.
that's good
lol
just don't put them as a reference
All I did was call him a nigger.
Not like I threatened him.
filing for unemployment does fuck with your credit though
I suggest selling drugs
Ahh, such a wonderful story.
"Well I don't agree with any of this garbage. It's all fucking absurd bullshit you stupid ape shit nigger"
I enjoyed saying that.
Would you mind if I archived it on Crackyhouse or #/r/'s tumblr, Cirkit?
As it came from the heart.
Nah, Gackto. Go ahead.
Excellent.
My mind ain't right I got personal issues bout to drop yo family off some boxes of tissues.
wtf is bernie mac supposed to do in the bernie mac show?
With unemployment, your mind will have more time to be occupied with murderous thoughts.
: )))))))))))))
Gackto: True.
I've been officially (worked side jobs and nigger shit) unemployed for more than a year now.
And it is lovely, what it does with your mind.
Lmfao.
I wanna have unemployment
I want to be a waste for like a good year or so
lol
I've done it and want to move on, hahaha.
I needz a job nigga!
Yeah.
THEY DESCRIMATED AGAINST CRACKY AND I JUST COULDN'T ALLOW THAT.
Discriminated *
NIGGERS!

VI IS LIVE.
VI IS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!
Oh snap.
SEE YOU ARE BEING REWARDED
FOR DEFENDING OLIVIA'S HONOR
YESSSSS.
FUCK YES.
THIS IS A MIRACLE.
Stalwart warrior of light
lol

it's so weird that just about none of the girls who frequent this channel get along

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:55:00 -0500

it's so weird that just about none of the girls who frequent this channel get along
pretty much only nik and fwarg
uh
because the other girls are fucking psychos
that you guys drag in from who knows where
its simple
no offense, other females who aren't fwarg

The Saga

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:11:00 -0500

ENCOUNTER 1
_
so we're in my living room playing xbox
this kid
slumps over
looks like he's fucking dead
we shake him
he doesn't move
we're shouting at him to wake up
we call 911
I'm talking to the peoeple
"My roomate is passed out, he's not moving"
all of the sudden, he regains conciousness
wasn't even aware that he passed out
I tell 911 we're okay now
the kid later tells us that he was fucking with us
but neither me nor evan believe him
_____________________________________________
ENCOUNTER 2
_
<@Rentun> alright
<@Rentun> fuck
<@Rentun> so I went on a date with this /b/tard from anonidate tonight, which is weird in it of itself
<@Rentun> she was ugly, gg, whatever
came home
kid's just in gym shorts watching tv
whatever, okay, that's fine
no volume though
okay, a little weird
but fine
then he says
"I do this martial arts thing, if you don't mind"
"uh... what?"
"it's like meditating"
"Oh... okay. I'm going to my room"
I hear fucking bruce lee noises
I go out there
he's just sitting on the couch with his shirt off
going "HOOAH, HUH, HAH"
loud as fuck
I go back into my room
I lock the door
he keeps calling me out there
and doing bruce lee noises in the middle of having a conversation with him
it's like, he smiles while he does this shit sometimes too
so it's like he's just fucking with me
like this entire fucking situation is just some sort of head game to him
either that, or he's just really really weird, borderline insane
either way he has mental issues
I don't know if I can live like this man

he mumbles to himself, he got my and my friend to call 911 by pretending to be dead, he stares at me all the time, he does some sort of thing that he says is meditation, where he shouts bruce lee noises, he bangs his legs across my table while watching tv

_____________________________________________
ENCOUNTER 3
_

a few hours ago he was watching spongebob squarepants
and making noises, imitating the show
then he walked around the apartment, singing in baratone in tongues and banging on the walls
now he's just watching cops smacking his feet against my coffee table

im going to masturbate till th e new year

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 03:38:02 -0500

im going to masturbate till th e new year
then after i cum im going to cry till i pass out

so i heard this place was dead

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 03:13:00 -0500

What'd you drink tonight, btw, Hankiel?
absintehe, vodka, rum
whiskry
.com
Olivia vodka
Olivodka
ffffff
OLIVIA
She's there with you, also drunk.
She's dancing.
Can you see her dance?
It's funny looking.
Awkward.
Unnatural.
But she is enjoying herself.
Don't take your eyes off of her.
She may not be there at the next glance.
Enjoy the moment.
Savor it.
Remember it for all of time.
indeed
I SEE IT
I SEE IT ALL
Watch her. Observe the transending of the universe.
: ))))))))))))))))
THE TRUTH IS ALMOST STUNNING
YES. YES IT IS
I
will sleept
Like a cosmic storm, brilliantly calm and captivating in the emptiness of space.
Dream safely.
only to awaken to a towrd
safe for olivia
Hold her all night.
Don't ever let go.
yes
forever
Your unconscious bodies infused.
Your minds linked. You're aware of each other's presence despite being unconscious.
So vulnerable, yet so safe.
It's in this moment, the epiphany strikes.
All you've been searching for, wondering, confused about, stressed about...
The questions of existance.
THe purpose.
The "Why am I here?"
It's answered in a resounding silence.
All at once.
The answer to the question is this being next to me.
This other person.
Who is known by some funny text, in a weird language... the text is "OLIVIA"
This animal, given a name.
This creature tracked.
This living thing.
This thing that can look at me and without saying a word, communicate paragraphs.
This thing that speaks the same Earth language as I.
Albeit with a different accent, from across a large body of water, in a place I've never been to.
:)
Out of all the living things on the Earth.
In the universe.
This one happens to be in a female human body, nowhere near I, and we know of each other.
The odds of us being together in this moment must be something fantastically improbable.
Her random physical traits, inherited from her parents.
Two other beings that had sexual intercourse to create her.
Her red / orange hair, green eyes, white skin, 5'11" stature.
They are but physical manifestations.
Even if she is nothing but meat and chemicals.
She's the meat and chemicals I want to be with.
Although her physical traits are beyond her control, I still like them.
The aspects that may be seen as unattractive in the current zeitgeist and sense... they are irrelevant.
Her teeth, her skin, I see an unbiased view of unique flesh and bone.
How simplistic and shallow is the art of companionship, for the most part.
Partners are chosen based largely on random physical appearances.
Her flaws make her unique.
Her personality is more fascinating than simple cosmetics.
There's only one Olivia.
There will only be one Olivia.
After that, it's over.
She suffers from the same limitations as all living things.
Afterall, she is simply that... afterall.
She will die someday.
She could die tomorrow.
She could be dead, yet fully intact.
Her eyes still open.
And we'd have no means to resuscitate her.
She is valuable, precious, rare, tangible, vulnerable, delicate.
Beautiful
In every sense and definition.
Of this obscure language, of obscure beings, on an obscure planet.
In an infinite universe to which we have no inkling as to the size, scape.
Somehow she's here.
How did you get here, Olivia?
Who cares.
Let's be together and fight for us.
Let's team up.
We'll stand a better chance that way.
I don't know what happens after you die, Olivia.
But you won't be able to be here with me if you die.
SO DON'T DIE, OK?!
There will be beings who want to do us harm.
There will be times where we are tested.
We will charge into them, running hand-in-hand towards the possible oblivion.
I won't let anyone hurt you.
It's just us.
The harsh universe.
I see comets, super novas, black holes, white dwarfs, cosmic explosions, thunder, lightning, rain, snow, wind, suns, moons, planets, stars...
None of it is as beautiful and amazing as you.
I see life.
I see death.
I see futile struggles, and effortless victories.
I see atrocities, murder, suicide, depression.
I see hope, the future, acts of kindness, aid, friendship, love.
I see war and pace.
*peace
I see it all in the reflections of your eyes.
How do you deal with it all?
What kind of madness is this existance?
I'm holding you right now.
<+malik-> ughhgegh
I'm not letting go, don't worry. When we finally cannot cease the unstoppable fate that awates us...
awaits us
When that, which has desired to come since the beginning, comes...
We won't be afraid.
We'll look into each other's eyes and smile.
<+malik-> gackto i wanted to ask u earlier when i was at work but i forgot
As we are swallowed by the world.
<+malik-> but do you partake in consumption of recreational mind altering narcotics?
Should you choose to, I would leap off of a cliff with you; hand-in-hand, running like children to a playground.
Laughing the entire fall down.
No, I've never done any drugs.
That's not entirely true.
I binge, OD, and go on benders of the most powerful drug out there.
The drug is called Olivia.
Sometimes I will be on a week-long Olivia bender.
You see, Olivia causes reactions to the chemicals in my mind.
Changes.
I cannot control them. I cannot choose them.
But damnit if I like 'em.
<+malik-> i wish to be inside you gackto
Kinky.
I used to work with some older guys who were real druggies / alcoholics.
They'd speak of losing entire weekends on a regular basis.
<+malik-> why dont you drug or drink heavily?
Getting so messed up on Friday (or even Thursday), that they would just be in bed recovering the entire weekend.
I've lost weekends to my drug as well.
I don't really know the answer to that question, Malik. I'm paranoid about many things and do not want my mental state / mindset altered.
Although I'd do those things with Olivia if she desired.
<+malik-> well for new years im gonna get fucked up.
But I'd lay down on train tracks with Olivia and fight 100 street thugs for Olivia.

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Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:27:47 -0500

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Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:26:49 -0500

<_Chill_> it's all about finding people as nuts as you are

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:34:09 -0400

<_Chill_> it's all about finding people as nuts as you are
<_Chill_> and hanging on to them as hard as possible

menstruation.

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:26:00 -0400

http://aco.tumblr.com/post/45628121/pime-taradox
haha
epic
that is extremely epic.
its amazing you guys havent seen this pic
its so old
which pic?
this pic?
i think you mean that, pic. as in, you're referring to something that we posted a few minutes before you commenting on it.
get your grammar right.
FUCK YOU
FAGGOT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHIM DYINMG
BECAUSE I HATE YOU
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
menstruation will do that to you.
* thatchick (447a2019@adsl-68-122-32-25.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net) Quit (Quit: http://chat.efnet.org (EOF))
failure.

omni omni om om onionomonomnomnomnom

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:16:42 -0400

op me :(
hmm
I need to quiz you
k :D
to make sure you're really omni
i like quizzes.
wow
Trying to think of something only omni would know
i just realized how
strange quizzes is
the word itself
you know?
like if you read it
and you look at it
and then you read it again
it's like, weird man.
likke, you just want to like, run or something
cause you're disgusted by the weirdness of the way it looks.
ERG
I AM WEIRDED
HELP MI KENNETH
* Dr_Rentun sets mode: +o omnii
too lazy
that was proof enough, huh.
:(

http://sharebee.com/0f778011 This is the other one I got. This one is Post Mortem 8, the other was...

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:23:48 -0400

http://sharebee.com/0f778011

This is the other one I got. This one is Post Mortem 8, the other was Post Mortem 9. Extremely similar setup, same girl, etc. Pretty much the same. If you are really into this shit though, it’s nice.

New acquisition of femme morte

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:01:44 -0400

Here’s one of the new videos I had to go through a long ordeal to get. Some good stuff. Even though the girl is Chinese, I imagine that she is Olivia.

http://sharebee.com/5000d261

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Sat, 20 Sep 2008 15:22:47 -0400

Some niggas were asking for this. Gackto AKA Jeff The Chef- CompUSA Hit ‘Em Up ~Another...

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:57:31 -0400

Some niggas were asking for this.

Gackto AKA Jeff The Chef- CompUSA Hit ‘Em Up ~Another Version~.mp3
http://www.mediafire.com/?izy4fjwemmn

Double-voicing is removed, another verse is added where the old song ended.